|(There could be newer flashes that hasn't been added here yet. I'll get around to it eventually.)|
These are *almost all flash files that I've created myself over the years. Some are not on the list because I don't want to connect them with me. Others are not on the list because they are new and I've not put them here yet (I won't update the list as soon as I make something, I'll do it a couple at a time).
Each flash has received a color code that represents how "sexual" it is.
|Green||=||Not very sexy at all. Should be safe for work in most places where people don't give a damn about stuff like for example violence and only care about nudity and pornograpy.|
|Yellow||=||Contains material that's a little edgy or even erotic in some fashion. Implied sexuality. This covers a big range, everything from just kissing to light clothing to weird camera angles.|
|Red||=||Visible penis, vagina or female nipple.|
|Purple||=||Haven't bothered to rate this yet.|
The list order is nothing fancy, it goes from newest to oldest. But each flash has been put in a category represented by some capitalized letters. You can use CTRL+F to jump between category entries in the list.
|LOOP||=||A basic random flash loop. May have "light" ActionScript, or none at all.|
|L∞P||=||A more "advanced" flash loop. Usually has nifty ActionScript or several music tracks.|
|ANI||=||Flash animation with a beginning and an end.|
|GAME||=||Playable flash game.|
|CLIP||=||It's basically just a video embedded in a flash file.|
|INAC||=||Interactive, you need to change between pages yourself.|
|THRE||=||An archived thread.|
|APH||=||Flash loop: Anon Party Hard.|
|SIMF||=||Flash loop: Simpsons or Futurama themed.|
|HYBR||=||Hybrid, most likely a movie first and then it ends as a loop.|
|SWF||=||Haven't bothered to categorize this yet.|
As you can tell a lot of the flashes doesn't have a text attached to them, however I plan to comment them all sometime before the day I die. It's not something I look forward to doing so don't hold your breath.
Thumbnail screenshots were taken from the first frame of the flash file. Sometimes it doesn't look like anything, I might replace those that turned out bad in the future.
The WAV music loops used in my flash loops can be downloaded in this huge thread. Feel free to use them in your own flashes if you like. I have made more music loops than flash loops so there are some songs in that thread that doesn't appear in this list.
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Note 1: You can click the file size to go to the flash's home page on swfchan.
Note 2: Feel free to download and spread these flashes as much as you want to!
Note 4: Flashes without a text have had their date automatically set; they may appear at an incorrect position (though it's mostly correct or near correct). If the flash has a text it means I have verified the date.
UPDATE 5may2018: To commemorate the day that swfchan had been online for 10 years I decided to finally update this page. The text above was written in May 2012 and after that there were no further changes for six years. I plan to try and update within five years next time!
* = While I previously omitted many flashes from this list I've now decided to list them as "mystery flashes". The only published info about them is the month and year they were created (the day is always set to 1 of that month), other than that it's a mystery which flash it is! I can reveal that these are most often of pornographic nature or just extra poor YouTube videos. Note that the list is still incomplete due to the fact that there's a bunch of mystery flashes missing from before 2012. I'll try to find my old drive for the next update just for completeness sake. Then I'll also try to lift over all the legacy comments from anonpartyhard.com.
The newly added "pop" number next to the filesize is a kind of metric of the file's popularity. It's calculated from the number of threads archived on the flash's wiki divided by the number of months it has existed, and then multiplied by 1000 and rounded. Note that it's a static number that only gets updated whenever I manually change this list. It's also a little misleading since it doesn't take into account the natural dropoff in interest a flash gets with age. So newer flashes will get an edge in its pop number since people haven't had time to grow tired of it yet. It would have been a more fair metric if new threads for very old flashes gave a little boost in points since it demonstrates that the swf has sustainability.
| ||GAME||8jul2010||Hit_the_Bitch.swf||7.62 MiB 716 pop|
|Another stroke of my twisted humor. In 2009 the domain hitthebitch.dk went up where you are tasked with hitting a girl, proving yourself being gangsta. At the end it is revealed, to your infinite surprise, that you are not really gangsta and that the game was actually part of an anti-domestic violence campaign. Their site received so much traffic from around the world that they limited it to only accept visitors from Denmark. I didn't like that and set out to make the game available to the world once again, though I may have left out part of their message. But I made damn sure that all her insults were intact. My translation to English isn't exactly top notch since I don't speak Danish, and the visual quality has been lowered a lot to make the flash below 8 MiB. A few screenshots and a bit of story of the original game can be found below and above the stage if you make the flash tall. I've intentionally made it possible to cheat in the game by making the flash wide, it allows for a greater score. The biggest flaw is the flash's low frame rate, meaning that mouse movement can't be measured very exact. And lets not forget that I didn't think of allowing backhand slaps, what a miss! But the point of this was hardly to have good gameplay.|
SOURCE: Machinae Supremacy - Shop Music (Jets'n'Guns)
| ||LOOP||1jun2010||go_far.swf||3.66 MiB 167 pop|
| ||LOOP||7may2010||getDownEd.swf||1.73 MiB 423 pop|
| ||CLIP||21mar2010||twelve_beast_gods.swf||3.51 MiB 30 pop|
| ||LOOP||19mar2010||divinity.swf||5.49 MiB 162 pop|
| ||LOOP||18mar2010||watchout.swf||7.84 MiB 121 pop|
| ||LOOP||24jan2010||onwards.swf||6.84 MiB 129 pop|
| ||L∞P||23dec2009||face_duel.swf||629.0 KiB 206 pop|
| ||LOOP||22dec2009||yonder.swf||7.60 MiB 382 pop|
| ||LOOP||8dec2009||alucard.swf||2.26 MiB 265 pop|
| ||LOOP||8dec2009||gnomeparty.swf||2.07 MiB 804 pop|
| ||LOOP||20nov2009||kaboom.swf||6.56 MiB 126 pop|
| ||LOOP||17nov2009||lifestream.swf||4.72 MiB 87 pop|
| ||L∞P||23oct2009||i_can_recursive_forever.swf||7.37 MiB 269 pop|
| ||CLIP||14oct2009||george_lucas.swf||7.23 MiB 96 pop|
| ||LOOP||19sep2009||friday_at_last.swf||1.02 MiB 3362 pop|
| ||GAME||11sep2009||OrbAvoider.swf||29.8 KiB 38 pop|
|I thought I'd try to put a banner in a game one last time and this is the result. Course it wasn't played enough to bother with keeping a banner in it, but I think this one or perhaps JumperThing.swf was the best of my games. What you are supposed to do is avoid everything using your mouse to guide the orb. The red cross will throw all that it has got at you. The only flaw with it is that it requires a computer powerful enough to keep the game at 30 FPS, or else the game play and score will suffer. At the time I had not bothered to learn ActionScript 3 yet, so AS2 makes it slow down. One thing I would have changed had I ever updated it is the interface colors. I'd make them brighter against the black background, hard to see as they are now. But if you play in fullscreen it's alright, though then frame rate will probably suffer.|
| ||LOOP||23aug2009||trolls.swf||5.45 MiB 953 pop|
| ||SIMF||22aug2009||specialbus.swf||1.63 MiB 151 pop|
| ||L∞P||28jul2009||snap.swf||1.63 MiB 290 pop|
| ||L∞P||24jul2009||insnae.swf||831.7 KiB 150 pop|
| ||LOOP||26jun2009||trinity.swf||6.73 MiB 407 pop|
| ||SIMF||10jun2009||showoff.swf||4.44 MiB 74 pop|
| ||SIMF||10jun2009||strut.swf||3.97 MiB 148 pop|
| ||LOOP||10may2009||finally_peace.swf||5.84 MiB 330 pop|